It's been a while since i've been pondering to write on this topic...actually i won't be writing much...i just wanna add a few interesting mails i receive now and then....
As sure as I know that the girls can empathise with me...I also know the guys maybe clueless...but these are a few interesting messages i have received in the last few months...unfortunately this idea struck me only a couple of months back...there were some classics i deleted which were 'must reads' especially on orkut..but i can't seem to access my account there since a long time...nehow since i have to make do with the ones i have...and since i never could quite reply to em y dnt u try n help me out...(though a few of my daring frenz do manage that) sadly m no sherin but...here goes....
first the ok sorts..
Abhi Kapoor http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001186813235 June 12 at 10:17pm
do beautiful ppl make new freinds...if they do then just rem i m in the que
ਬਿਕ੍ਰਮ੍ਜੀਤ ਸਿੰਘ ਸਹ੍ਨਿhttp://www.facebook.com/onepunjabi June 27 at 7:19pm
nice id pic very expressive liked it.....
Rakesh Adnani July 1 at 4:18pm Report
hey!are u the one from kishan sir's batch in buskers?u have changed so much...ur really looking...gorgeous!
lolzzz...this guy removed his profile i guess...but i think he had erm 15 friends all off them girls guess they were all with kishan sir :P.....gawdddddddd........dnt people have better things to do :|
ok now they get wierder...
:P
Deepak Saroha http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000916548089 September 23 at 1:57pm
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii chashmis kya dekh rhi ho
...chasmis really :P.......
Naren Singh http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001037006406 September 25 at 12:41am
hi aashi ur pic looks soo cool im 27m from delhi can we be frnds nd let me know more about u what ru doing .........
Randhir Raj Sharma http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001301545192 September 28 at 9:46am
Locking So Sweet
lol...for debz n mango....read - rape of the lock ;)
Vishal Rajput http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001630729707 September 28 at 8:44pm
hi Aashi mam how r u can u talk to me
i can my dear...but i wont :P....and where r ur punctuations m'dear...now now since i am mam... ;)
Shahji Ji http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000881714529 October 2 at 7:36pm
Hi Aashi kaisi ho I Love U
ah yes....my first i love you after so many months.....i was wondering what made me stop look...err..lockin lovable :P.. ;)
and a new one...(this is minus the 5 other hi's and wanna be frenzz msgs) :P
Abhishek Bhullar
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000310664369 November 2 at 11:25pm Report
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
wow aswm pica
lukng realy g'gous
it all began with "kya aap mere saath FRAANDSHIP karengi" ...n now well they cum up with newer things....how adorable....
lol.........
i dunno how ya'll will react 2 this...but i must say boys...(though the male population is far gr8r than the female population....n well sum go ahead and have polygamy even then.....) u really need 2 stop this.....obviously the load of u hv made fake profiles...but wats the point of this really???????.......newyz...do share ne interesting "eternal luv" promises and fraanship msgs u get here......and if u can...pls get those ppl 2 read this... :P
with luv....
chasmis :P
P.S.
HERE ARE SOME CLASSIC CONTRIBUTIONS BY MY FRENZ ON THIS TOPIC...NJOY..
;)
FRIEND 1:
hahaha brilliant!! And yes, my sincere sympathies..!
Would love to share my 'awesome' experiences..:P Apart from the usual 'u r lookin cute' ..' ur b;ful' and all that nonsense..the most recent are :
Subject: Hello
Facebook has recommended me to add you as my friend. Wondering if we know each other?
hey ay hii *name*
this mounis here...
what do ya do messy???? ;)
the worse so far has been:
"Subject: U r really worth a second look!
Hey, I wanna b ur comfort. wud u lik to hav it or leav it?"
Wth lol These are the recent onez on FB..Orkut, well..I havent checked my acct for the past 4 months. Guys dont get it that these random msgs are very irritating and some 'compliments' are jst not in good taste. Anyway, I like this note! haha
FRIEND 2:
hahahhhaaa.......this is too good!!! me likey it!!!:D
ok....here are a couple of funny ones in my inbox.....
1. Hey *name* =)
wana make frendshp wid me ?
now sumbody plz tell me how do we 'make' frendship??..so that I can 'make' more and more of it...;)
ok..and this one takes the cake:
"hi i am Tanveer and i am completely impressed after looking at your profile and cool beautiful picture .......well now my only compliment to you is that god was completely free when u got produced and your simple beautiful gift to earth.......and who so ever got you as his wife he will be really very lucky........now i am here just to move forward my hand for friendship well this all depends upon your wish u may accept or reject but one thing i know very well all person who has born are made for some special reason and so may be we got interacted with each other and may be this could be the god wish .......and so if u get me chance then you will be always happy with this decision as i am really very funny guy down to earth and also helping hand and know real meaning of friendship and worth of friends so if u strongly believe in destiny then get me one chance ......may be we can have good company and good reasons to be friend so take everything positive all words really mean to me ..........
Regards
Tanveer"
looks like he's a dialogue writer for yash chopda or karan johar clan ;)
FRIEND 3:
hmmm......for me wen i used to have hermione's dp.....1 fellow had msgd me..
..hey hermione remember im your ron...
.lolzz :d:d
FRIEND 4:
Hye hii gal hwz ya
Well jus wana 2 tell u tht u were lukin oouucch in ur pic MashAllah ;)
Tc
Hf
Beii "
do i look so painfull? :o
Between You and Sajid Farhan
01 July at 15:55 Report
u r great babo
what does babo mean? :P
one more
"i noe , itz like yew aint noe me , niether do i , juz wanted to add yew up so did i ...
hope yew aint gawt ny objection wit dat ??
wud realy like to add yew up as ma frnd , buh dunnu wether, is diz the correct way ov approachin yew ...
n besidez , itz the cycle , that people from being strangahz becum frnz , thatz how it iz ryte ...
nywayz rest is upto yew
dont worry , i aint trynna hit on yew ;) "
another one with the title
"stranger iz no more danger.."
u look beautiful in ur pro pic.. Hope u dont mind me saying u as u know i am a stranger.. :P
"cn u send me add request. BecoZ diz bLoOdY FaCeBook haS BlocKed My FRnDrEq. SO plZ SEnd me FraNd rEqueSt "
fb finally.. gettin sense! :P
FRIEND 5:
me tell you one...
hi grogeous were do ya stay?
I wanted to reply mars...but couldn't risk disclosing my secret :P
FRIEND 6:
Mohammed Saad Mohiuddin November 1 at 4:31pm Report
i noe , itz like yew aint noe me , niether do i , juz wanted to add yew up so did i ...
hope yew aint gawt ny objection wit dat ??
wud realy like to add yew up as ma frnd , buh dunnu wether, is diz the correct way ov approachin yew ...
n besidez , itz the cycle , that people from being strangahz becum frnz , thatz how it iz ryte ...
nywayz rest is upto yew
dont worry , i aint trynna hit on yew ;)
i wud hav sent yew a frnd request , buh this facebuk thinggy suckz...
cuz it allowz the frnd request to a certain limit ... n i dunnu itz screwed up'
20 comments:
hahaha... good one AJo:) but what's the Sherin story? :o
oh i just meant i cnt retort back like sherin..wish i cud... :|
indeed the list doesn't stop there or does it?
nada :P
Haha, The Tanveer one definitely stands out from the rest. I guess, you should be thanking Facebook/Orkut profusely. Had they not been there, I wonder how Tanveer would have conveyed his emotions to you. :)
By the way, Will you be my friend? :P (27m here)
lolzzz...glad u liked it ...n ye tht was quite sumthing wasnt it...pity i didnt get this idea before..i had deleted sum classics :P
Lady, you have arrived!
Not to be quoted in one of your posts!
"god was completely free when u got produced"
LOL
but the classic is :
"hey wanna fraandship?"
@umashankar...if u say so :P
@xyzandme...sigh now i hope u get a rough idea y we claim the male gender to be 'dumb' :P....oh n of course u cant beat the 'fraanship' line..its been there for eternity :P
well thats too much of generalization!
Anyhow if there exists a dumb "male" its just because a woman was dumb enuff to marry a dumb guy and hence have dumb kids :p
So yea, broadly speaking the female gender ( not all though, existence of you and me proves other wise :p ) is as dumb as the male gender.
did u knw that women do not need a man to have kids....only most of the female species does not know about that yet :|
i wonder when that would bcum common knowledge just maybe this world would b free from so many unneeded "fraandships" :P
yea not a man, but a sperm.
but i dont think women fall for men just to have kids...
actually we cud without that to...but i honestly will not have a further talk on this...
and ok if u insist :P...that just may be true...but then as the saying goes..."kabhi kabhi gadhe ko bhi baap banana padta hai ;)"
without a sperm? eh!?
biology kahan se padha be?
I respect women and my mom.. ... so I wouldnt reciprocate that with " gaadhi ko bhi maa banana padta hai"
ok tht was bad...newyz there is a way to have children...female children thru 2 female dna's...
n pls dnt take that comment personally it was a joke...nehow...glad u njoyed the post...
Its not about just having children, its about having healthy children.
With two female 'dna's that aint possible.
If you know any such child who have survived such an endeavor , do link me.
Saying something is possible, doesnt make it possible.
Yea you post was entertaining, I am looking forward for many more...
your*
OMG !! that was funny , ... One of my friends too got a marriage proposal from a guy .. thats was just hilarious ...
i just wish, i could get that somehow and post it here ...
lol...well arvind unfortunately for u this privilege is for girls only...although your more than welcum 2 contribute to this u knw...as i always say....the more the merrier :D
They are really hilarious...I can empathize with you...even my sis gets these classics. :)
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